Imagine this:
It's a saturday night with literally nothing to do. It's about as cold outside as a sub-tropical environment gets. You and your friends decide that since your RA is visiting home, it'd be a good idea to create an in-dorm sauna.
You're thinking:
"How the fuck could you do that, TWABC? It would cost THOUSANDS to accomplish that dream."
Solution:
Groady dorm showers, spewing out hot water for hours on end at a velocity that could rip skin.
Simply turn on every shower in the common bathroom, close the doors, and wait for the gloriousness that you've anticipated.
What to bring:
- Small towel
- Digital camera to show your friends how clever you are
- Dorm furniture
- Friends
- A dream
You're thinking:
"Doesn't that just waste retarded amounts of water, TWABC? I mean, in this environmentally conscious age, couldn't you just get the same effect from a fifteen minute shower?"
The truth:
No.
Go get 'em, tiger.
Love,
TWABC
